Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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