All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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