Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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