Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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