Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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