God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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