You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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