My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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