So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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