i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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