I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
