Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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