Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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