i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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