What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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