left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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