Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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