Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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