you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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