thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
this boner is exhausting
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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