i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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