Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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