So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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