I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
My feet surprised me
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
