I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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