is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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