so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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