HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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