You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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