the condom got lost in my hair
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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