before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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