what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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