He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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