erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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