i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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