I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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