Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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