It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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