Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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