Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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