Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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