If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Randomize
