I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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