therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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