Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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