Why are handjobs necessary in class?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Everclear isn't food dammit
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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