I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
i think i just lost a toe
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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