am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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