I wannas sexs uuuuu
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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