Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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