never play flip cup with pint glasses
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
