It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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